So, uh, Raw.
Due to the impending blizzard in the Northeast and statewide travel bans, WWE has postponed tonight’s live event in Hartford and cancelled tomorrow night’s live event in Boston; however, WWE will emanate live tonight at 8 p.m. ET from its studios in the Stamford world headquarters. (via WWE.com)
Nobody’s sure if there’ll actually be any wrestling on the 3-hour in-studio thing or if it’ll be a clip show or what, so we’re playing it by ear and giving you a place to make wrestling jokes just in case. Here are a few good ideas:
1. An empty studio show with no fans where Roman Reigns still gets booed
2. Curtis Axel being the only person snow-ready and showing up to destroy jobbers for three hours, becoming our new cult hero and thrusting him into the main event of WrestleMania
3. Six episodes of “WWE Headquarters,” filmed like The Office. Clark Duke’s there. Brock Lesnar shows up and destroys the building.
Let’s share this around and get a big conversation (about anything) going and show those fat cats in Stamford that we’re … well, we’re codependent, but we’re also funny. +1 your favorite comments just in case.
