A WWE Developmental Wrestler Saved A Florida Woman From A Car Wreck

Solomon Crowe — you know, the guy from NXT who controls the lights with his iPad and beats up people who like to recycle — was taking a break from watching tape (a VHS copy of Hackers) when suddenly, his day got a lot more interesting:

Crowe, who had stopped in a nearby store after practice at the Performance Center, heard the crash and rushed to the scene of the accident with another onlooker. Together, they helped remove the driver from an overturned SUV, which reportedly jumped a curb and hit a tree before flipping.

“I didn’t even think,” said Crowe, who has received first aid training previously. “When I saw it, I was wearing sandals, and I just took off in a full sprint toward the car. I knew especially if a car’s upside down like that, it can catch fire very easily, and whoever was in it, we wanted to get them out.”

“I would hope someone would do the same for me,” he said. “That’s how I think about it.” – WWE.com

I’ve been racking my brain trying to come up with a stretch muffler joke all night, but I came up short. I guess you could say every one of the muffler jokes was… a stretch? Eh?

Okay, maybe not. Either way, we’re glad all parties are safe and sound. Now, if we could only fix this problem:

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