Behold ‘WrestleManiacs,’ The Archie & Friends WrestleMania Special

If you’ve been wondering why your heart hasn’t been in the WrestleMania 31 build and trying to figure out what’s been missing, look no further: Archie & Friends: Wrestlemaniacs #1 is available for digital download today. It’s like a Bazooka Joe comic about Ring Of Honor, only better.

Get ready to RUMBLE! Archie and friends are laying a smackdown in this new digital exclusive! You’ll tap out with laughter as the gang jumps into the ring to tell some of our funniest wrestling stories. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ARCHIEMANIA RUNS WILD?!

Comic Book Resources has some preview images for the comic, so I included a couple here. Apparently Archie, his sister-wives and their burnout friend have been tasked to perform entrance themes at a big wrestling event and things aren’t going well. Possibly because they’re screaming things to each other while they’re supposed to be performing. Keep an eye out for Zangief of Street Fighter fame, and a Native American guy dropping him with the Bad Luck Fall.

Broadway Bob just isn’t ready to main-event WrestleMania.

BRB I’m going to buy this, read it 10 or 11 times and try to figure out what’s wrong with wrestling.

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