If Wendy’s delivering sick corporate burns to Zack Ryder wasn’t a good enough reminder than brands interacting with wrestlers is both hilarious and super weird, here are NXT favourites Enzo Amore and Big Cass making friends with toiler paper brand Cottonelle because…man, who even cares?
Whelp… @cottonelle there's only 1 word to describe u! Should I spell it out for u??? ….. S-A-W-F-T! #SAWFT! pic.twitter.com/wEu0xJ9Jce
— REAL1 (FKA Enzo Amore) (@real1) April 28, 2015
I speak for @BigCassWWE when I say to you @cottonelle … you & #TheRealestGuysInTheRoom have got nothing in common! Ya #SAWFT! 😉
— REAL1 (FKA Enzo Amore) (@real1) April 28, 2015
Whelp… @cottonelle here's to you little tissue.. "#BadaBoom #SAWFT-EST TP in Ya bathroom! #HowUDoin!" – #TheRealestGuysInTheRoom
— REAL1 (FKA Enzo Amore) (@real1) April 28, 2015
.@cottonelle Thanks for the follow…just like you, @WWEAaLLday21 and I are on a roll. And the competition…they're ultra S-A-W-F-T #SAWFT
— BiG BiLL (@TheCaZXL) April 28, 2015
@BigCassWWE You're welcome, Colin! We're glad to have you in our corner!
— Cottonelle® Brand (@cottonelle) April 28, 2015
There’s something oddly endearing about a toilet paper company referring to Big Cass as “Colin.” I mean, if I had a dime for every time I called him Colin I would have ZERO DIMES. It’s like someone’s dad is talking to him and it’s GREAT. Now we just need Blake & Murphy to start tweeting about how much they love Charmin to impress Carmella because a) they are terrible at wooing her in the first place, and b) a toilet paper brand-based feud is so far from being the weirdest thing in the history of wrestling.
