John Cena, Nikki Bella, And A Toilet Have Ruined ‘Frozen’ Forever

Don’t say the thought hadn’t crossed your mind that your Sunday morning would involve watching Nikki Bella lip-sync ‘Let It Go’ from Frozen while John Cena pretended to poop in the background. You should wake up expecting that kind of thing. But hey, now whenever Cena gets locked in a submission hold and sells it like he’s constipated, you have an appropriate song to sing.

If you aren’t familiar with the weird cultural rage that is Dubsmash, imagine selfies you have to listen to. Sounds great, right? The world keeps coming up with new ways to reward pretty people for not doing anything.

I look forward to Cena’s next Frozen-inspired dub, ‘Do You Want To Bury A Snowman.’

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