Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for Memorial Day, May 25, 2015. The show was headlined by Dean Ambrose getting arrested, being cleared of charges by a YouTube video and stealing a police van. More or less.
WWE Raw Results:
1. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns defeated Seth Rollins and Kane. The show opened with a long conversation between Dean Ambrose and The Authority, and the idea that Ambrose needed to sign a contract before the end of the night if he had any intention to wrestle Rollins at Elimination Chamber. Ambrose won the tag team match with a backslide.
– Ambrose and J&J Security got into a brawl backstage during an interview. During the fight, Ambrose punched a cameraman. This caused him to get arrested, but it’s later revealed that Rollins snuck up behind a cameraman and pushed him into Ambrose, causing Ambrose to think he was being attacked.
2. Rusev defeated R-Truth. Rusev won by submission with The Accolade. After the match, Rusev demanded an apology from Lana. She refused, saying she was not his possession. She left the ring and kissed Dolph Ziggler again to make Rusev mad.
3. Ryback defeated King Barrett. Ryback won with Shell Shocked.
– Triple H and Stephanie McMahon interacted with the cast of Entourage.
4. Neville defeated Stardust. Neville won by pinfall with the Red Arrow. After the match, Bo Dallas showed up and attacked Neville.
5. Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler. Sheamus won with a Brogue Kick. After the match, Rusev attacked Ziggler and put him in the Accolade in front of Lana.
6. United States Championship Match: John Cena (c) defeated Zack Ryder. Ryder was motivated into taking the match by the cast of Entourage. Cena won with an Attitude Adjustment. Afterwards, Kevin Owens attacked Cena and pop-up powerbombed him again.
7. Tamina defeated Paige. Tamina won with a Samoan Drop.
8. The New Day defeated Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, The Ascension, Los Matadores, The Prime Time Players and the Lucha Dragons. This was a 10-on-3 handicap match by order of Kane. The New Day won by disqualification when the 10-man team attacked Woods all at once. The teams all brawled after the match.
– Dean Ambrose returned to the arena in a police van dressed as a police officer, and he and Roman Reigns beat up The Authority. Ambrose signed the contract for Elimination Chamber to end the show.
