Watch These Holy Cross Football Coaches Have A Baller Post-Practice Wrestling Match

Two Holy Cross College football coaches had their own version of SummerSlam after practice on Wednesday morning. Billing themselves as “The Great Cullini” and “The Marblehead Magician,” tight end coach Steve Cully and linebacker coach Alex Bresner put on an exhibition that, if you watched it, was significantly less confusing than the ending to SummerSlam itself.

While Undertaker and Brock Lesnar led us to a schmoz finish that included middle fingers, old man punches, and two WWE officials arguing over something neither of them actually saw, these guys were a little more straightforward. They hit some Flair chops, a series of Bionic Elbows, and even remembered to mimic bouncing off the imaginary ropes after an Irish Whip.

He might not get as much height, but I think we can all be sure that Bresner is happy the “match” ended in a clothesline, and not with him getting balled like Brock Lesnar. Watching Holy Cross players react with that much excitement after the finish is way different than me and more than 15,000 other fans sitting around making confused faces at one another, so at least these two have a one-up on that main-event.

And, hey, after roughly a million (estimates may vary) fan videos of wrestling reenactments, we’re just glad he didn’t give him an RKO.

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