WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 9/21/15

Tonight, on the With Spandex WWE Raw open discussion thread:

It was a hot time in Houston last night thanks to the returning Demon Kane, who laid waste to WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins and Mr. Money in the Bank, Sheamus. Will The Devil’s Favorite Demon bring his penchant for destruction to Raw? WWE.com has some theories. – WWE.com

Well, we also have some theories, including that only a select few people have ever had a ‘hot time’ with Kane.

1. Be sure to read last week’s Best and Worst of WWE Raw, as well as The Best And Worst Of WWE Night Of Champions so you know why Kane is here and Nikki Bella’s Instagram posts are all mopey.

2. Kane is back! Is he here for revenge? Is he who we call for a ‘hot time’ like sexy, fire-driven Ghostbuster? What’s the deal with Sheamus? That’s kind of related, but a general question we can ask at any time, really.

3. Charlotte is your new WWE Divas champ. Will Paige finally give in to jealousy, the only emotion other than COME ON NIKKI that Divas get to have, and turn on her blonde submission sister? Will Ric Flair cry again? Is he crying because he’s proud, or because he wasted all that time on David?

4. Who will Xavier Woods cosplay tonight? Can we put in requests? Can it be Jetta from Sophie Campbell and IDW’s Jem and the Holograms? How is he at playing the saxophone? Can we just fantasy book this instead of whatever Kane is doing?

5. Sting got hella injured bumping like an active wrestler against Seth Rollins, bless his little Dark Knight-loving heart. How will his injury impact tonight’s Raw? Is Triple H gonna come out and say that he’s still better than Sting and make Seth Rollins prove that he’s a real man and not a baby, or a woman, or a broom in a wig, or three small children standing on each others shoulders in a trenchcoat, or whatever Triple H thinks real men aren’t?

As always, we’re including 10 of our favorite comments from tonight’s open discussion thread in tomorrow’s Best and Worst of Raw column. Reply to your favorites with a +1 to nominate them for consideration.

Enjoy the show, everybody!

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