The RKO From Outta Nowhere Audible Is This Week’s Best High School Football Highlight

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After a summer of RKOs from outta nowhere bled into an autumn of further RKOs from outta nowhere, we’re settling into a world where WWE’s becoming culturally known for two things: John Cena showing up at the end of videos, and people hitting cutters on their friends for fun.

The latest From Outta Nowhere joint comes to us from Austin Johnson. We’re calling this the RKO Audible, and it’s only slightly as ridiculous as something the Indianapolis Colts would call. I hope the kid who took the RKO here saw it coming on the second attempt, pushed him off and hit him with an Attitude Adjustment on the rebound.

With the real Randy Orton (Randy Orton Prime) down with an injury and missing WWE’s Hell in a Cell event, it’s up to the youth of America to keep the trend going. If you can’t RKO your friend at football practice, where can you? Besides nowhere, I mean.

We’ll keep you updated on the followup video, which I assume is Luke Harper teleporting in and creaming one or both of these kids with big boots and discus lariats. That should be the next hot meme. “Regular situation interrupted by cultist swampbilly attack.”

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