Allow Grand Theft Auto To Explain How Dean Ambrose Hijacked A Police Van

One of my favorite things about Dean Ambrose right now is how WWE is not-so-subtly trying to let us know that we are indeed watching a crazy person wrestle. This is a guy who rigged the Money in the Bank briefcase with an exploding gel pack, and yet he hitchhikes to WWE headquarters in a historic blizzard? We haven’t seen a Hobo MacGyver character before, and I just kind of want cameras following him around 24/7.

In fact, as far as people in the “crazy, but effective” category go, he reminds me of Trevor from Grand Theft Auto V. That’s what makes this video from RavenCyarm particularly poetic. Watch as the blanks of how Ambrose went from being arrested on Monday Night Raw to showing back up in a police van are finally filed in.

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Apologies to Dave Meltzer, but Ambrose is actually trying to avoid five stars here. Anyway, a few observations here:

  • How did they manage to create such a good facsimile of Dean in the character creator? I tried to make Enzo Amore once, and it ended up looking like a homeless ogre.
  • I think Roman Reigns is using some sort of infinite body armor cheat. I’m sure there’s no rule that says you can’t wear Kevlar to the ring, but come on.
  • Incidents like these are probably why WWE doesn’t come to Los Santos much anymore. In fact, I’m willing to bet this is why they lost SummerSlam to Liberty City.
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