Previously on the Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro: Sting installed a zip-line with a secondary bungee cord attachment in a random arena just in case he had to swoop out and stop the nWo between the stage and the ring. Luckily for him, it came in handy. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan hooked up with Dennis Rodman’s sister and called her his “sister,” because Hulk Hogan and the guy from Train are the only white dudes who refer to black women as “sisters.”
Programming note: The Best and Worst of WWF Raw is War schedule got a little thrown off thanks to WWE now having 200 pay-per-views a year (and also my holiday time off for the Mondays after Christmas and New Year’s Day
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And now, the Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro for April 14, 1997.