Here’s The Leaked Script From Monday’s Episode Of WWE Raw If You Want To Read Something Boring

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(Not that script.)

Every now and then a WWE Monday Night Raw script will leak and get shared around the Internet, revealing how production of a three-hour live sports-entertainment television show broadcast happens and exposing another tiny square of an already over-exposed business. Usually they’re very interesting. Sometimes a script leaks for an episode like Monday’s episode. Woof.

You can thank a kind Imgur user for these pages. If you don’t want to read the entire thing, highlights include:

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And maybe:

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I’ve also created an abridged version, in case you don’t have time to browse 30 pages:

Please click through for PYRO AND BALLYHOO.

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