Back in January, John Cena announced that he’d been chosen to host the 2017 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. “I have a lot of big surprises in store so bring on the slime!” said the recent WWE Champion, and listen, when it comes to slime, Nickelodeon doesn’t f*ck around.
In this latest promo video for the upcoming awards Show, John Cena remixes his own theme song, replacing “time” with “slime,” a clever lyrical twist not seen since Skid Row rhymed the word kiss with … the word kiss:
The most famous WWE Superstar in the world right now held true to his word weeks early, getting a healthy dose of green goo:
Now, I didn’t grow up with access to Nickelodeon because Canada, and can’t even access their website (also because Canada), so the concept of any of this being normal is a bit lost on me. That said, John Cena crams some amazing moments into this 1:40 cinematic masterpiece. Here he is telling whatever a JoJo Siwa is that she doesn’t deserve to be a world champion and should probably go back to the indies:
John Cena realizing that Nikki Bella and her family are on their way to Paris for Christmas, and have totally left him behind:
I’m seeing double! Three John Cenas!
Than face when you’re John Cena and you just bought fifty custom suits without telling your girlfriend:
That face when you’re Seth Rollins and you don’t have a title and you’re injured again and Nickelodeon doesn’t care about your established history of getting slimed:
