Kenny King Has The Best Possible Profile Page For ‘The Bachelorette’

05.18.17 3 months ago 2 Comments

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We already knew that Ring of Honor and former Impact Wrestling star Kenny King would be part of the upcoming 13th season of The Bachelorette, but we didn’t really anticipate that he would already be stealing the show before it even premiered.

ABC, as they always do before a season in the Bachelor franchise bows, recently put up profiles of all 31 of the hunky dudes who are going to be fighting for a chance to get engaged to Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay. King’s profile definitely stands head and shoulders above the others, and not just because he’d like to live in ancient Egypt. Here’s just a small sampling.

What is a typical Saturday night like for you? Either wrestling in my underwear in front of thousands of people or at home with my daughter.

If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? The Rock. We are very much alike.

What is the most romantic present you have ever given? Different Edible Arrangements every day for a birthday week.

Ever have trouble in the bedroom? Or been turned on during the wrong time? We want to hear what happened! There was about two weeks when I first started dating my ex that I was Quick Draw McGraw.

A week of Edible Arrangements? THAT IS TOO MANY EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS, KENNY.

But perhaps the best tidbit of all was (understandably) left out of his official ABC profile. Los Angeles Times reporter Amy Kaufman sourced the following incredible info from the questionnaire that all the contestants had to fill out. Brace yourself.

WELP. I guess if Kenny can handle that, he can handle anything else that The Bachelorette might throw in front of him. There’s Kenny King, everybody. Get ready to root for him to win a reality marriage competition show!

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