Machine Gun Kelly Is No-Selling The Kevin Owens Powerbomb From Raw

If you missed Monday’s episode of Raw, you missed NXT Champion Kevin Owens becoming a cult hero to exhausted wrestling fans everywhere by powerbombing musical guest Machine Gun Kelly off the stage. We sat through five minutes of inspirational butt-rap and then BOOM, MGK gets Mae Young’d. It was spectacular.

What’s not spectacular is the response from MGK himself, who explained on Twitter that he’s totally fine and that Kevin Owens is a chump who could never hurt him.

I haven’t been this betrayed by a retconned wrestling moment since Mickie James got downgraded from “murdered by a train” to “emotionally disturbed.” I guess Machine Gun Kelly has to protect his reputation. Also, the next time he shows up on Raw, Owens should suplex him through two freestanding panes of glass.

Don’t agree to get hurt on a wrestling show unless you’re okay pretending to be hurt on a wrestling show, nerds!

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