“Man, I’ve gotta think of a good lede for this story about the Montreal Screwjob porn parody” is definitely not a thought I could have predicted having today, but yet here we are because 2017 is determined to be wild as f*ck.
You may remember adult film company Brazzers from the time they wanted to sponsor Dolph Ziggler, or when they offered to supply an injured Seth Rollins with enough of their films to get him through his recovery. For once, the company is gonna save you the time and effort of adding their logo to wrestling gifs by going ahead and just straight up making a wrestling porn parody:
https://twitter.com/Romi_Rain/status/833796681757921281
https://twitter.com/MiaMalkova/status/833841059947909120
Though there aren’t many details floating around, it’s rumoured to portray the infamous Montreal Screwjob, with Mia Malkova as Shawn Michaels and Romi Rain as Bret Hart. I’m really not sure what on earth poor Mia is wearing, and why they went with “mangled torture Baby Bjorn” instead of Shawn’s entirely canonical assless chaps, but I guess ill-advised costume design is the trade-off for getting to be so flexible. I’m also not sure when I’ll stop laughing at the name Girth Brooks (probably never), but I digress.
Whether they decide to stick to the story as closely as possible without getting sued, or whether we’ll get tired of joking about whether or not Bret will screw Bret, we can say with all certainty that Mia’s got a lot to live up to with this role:
