The Rock’s Family Christmas Message Was Adorably Intimidating

Despite his affable nature, million-watt smile, and the reality that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson may just be the world’s most charming man, the fact remains that you, never, ever want to mess with this dude. I mean, look at these quads. You wanna get all up in the face of a dude who treats leg day like it’s nothin’? Uhhhh, nope.

The Rock posted this adorable holiday Instagram video, proving that even though she’s a newborn, nobody wants to mess with this tiny bundle of sass either. Johnson serenades his daughter with a line from The Christmas Song, the one about some Jack Frost guy assaulting your schnoz, and to the surprise of literally no one, he’s also a great singer. Man, is there anything this guy can’t do? Well…a good baby impression, maybe.

Rocky pans down to his daughter Jasmine, throwing his voice as ‘she’ says “Santa tries to scare me tonight I’m gonna kick his ass, Daddy!” Whoa, whoa, hold up there baby J. You can’t just go lobbing threats at people you’ve never met before like that. Hahaha, just kidding, you’re the Rock’s baby girl. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that means you can do whatever you want.

(Via The Rock)

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