Do you like watching skyscrapers fall over? Are you into former pro wrestlers piloting helicopters? What about shots of attractive women being concerned about earthquakes? Well, if you said “yes” to even one of the above questions, the latest trailer for San Andreas more than has you covered.
A quick recap of San Andreas‘ complex plot; the titular San Andreas fault has finally gone kablooie, sending California into the ocean, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays a rescue chopper pilot who exclusively saves pretty ladies. Seriously, by my count, Rock saves (or attempts to save) four or five different similar-looking women during the trailer. By comparison, other than a shot of Paul Giamatti hiding under a table, we don’t see a single non-Rocky dude even looking concerned.
Speaking of Giamatti, I have a feeling I’m going to love his embattled scientist character. “This whole chunk of land of is going to be decimated.” That’s how geologists divide up land, right? Chunks? San Andreas arrives to give your brain a rest May 29.
