Welcome back! This is our second Total Bellas recap of the season, and the second episode was every bit as good as the first. If you want to find our other Total Bellas coverage, check out the tag page. And you can find all things Total Divas right over here. So without further ado, let’s get down to business and recap the latest episode of the greatest television franchise known to man. The Bellas and their fellas!
This week’s episode opens with Brie talking about how much she likes sex with her husband. And we’re off to the races! If you recall, last week we learned Daniel Bryan likes to approach sex like he approaches wrestling: with maximum effort and attention paid to psychology and making sure everyone in the building goes home happy.
To hammer this point home (lol hammer), we see how long Bryan is taking to enjoy his delicious lunch. It’s just like their sex: slow but good.
YEAH EAT THAT SH*T YOU SEX MANIAC.