I have no clue what possessed the WWE to air this preview for a fake Puppypalooza video Monday night on the Network during the ECW Special, but they did it and I love it. Joey Styles and Heyman sort of complained about the video as if it were a dig at them or something but I couldn’t hear them over me going “AWWWWWWWWWWWW” as loudly as humanly possible. And Terrier Funk as the name of a dog is possibly the best pun in wrestling history.
And honestly, I’d rather Wwatch a dog fight a vacuum cleaner than the Survivor Series card if we’re pipe bombing here. Anyway, where was I? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.