WWE Toured Silicon Valley, So Here’s John Cena And Hulk Hogan Being Dorky Old Men With Technology

WrestleMania 31 will be taking place in the San Francisco Bay Area, so John Cena, Hulk Hogan and various McMahons went on a whirlwind tour of Silicon Valley, visiting the headquarters of Google, Facebook and their beloved Twitter. I can only imagine the scene when Vince bursted through the front doors of Twitter, demanded to be shown the machine that makes things trend, then started pounding out #GiveTruthAChance with his index fingers on the first keyboard he saw.

Cena, Hogan and Steph did some Q&As at Twitter, but they were pretty tightly controlled, so we’re going to focus on the really important story here: John Cena and Hulk Hogan looking like goofy old men while interacting with technology!

Old man Hogan and Cena were up with the rooster and ready to learn about this Google thing the kids won’t stop poking at on their damn phones.

Of course, their first stop was the nap pod.

Cena, Hogan and Hogan’s significant other Jimmy then took a ride on the conference bike.

The “What’s Trending?” stairs. Not pictured: Vince demanding a top hat and cane so he can tap dance up and down these things for the rest of the day.

John Cena, the only person in the world only made marginally more dorky by wearing Google Glass.

Important cookie technology.

Stephanie McMahon was also there. Just close your eyes and imagine you’re an executive of something other than a stupid wrestling company. Ahhhhhh.

John Cena awkwardly trying out the Oculus Rift…

…and VINCE MCMAHON also giving it a whirl. Why is there no video of this?

Finally, technology uncle John understands.