10 Rappers Justin Bieber Should Have On His Next Album

Justin Bieber has worked hard to earn his rap pass. His latest album features Big Sean, Drake and Nicki Minaj, and he’s been making the radio rounds dropping freestyles like he’s part of State Property circa 2000. With all these rap features and lyrical connections, it makes sense for him to add a few contacts to his iPhone and get even more collaborations going for his next project.

And since working with rappers helped push him to Billboard’s biggest first-week release of the year with approximately 370k units sold), Biebs might as well go all the way and get these 10 guests on his next album. Take a look.

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1. Too Short — If XXL thinks Short is fit to tell high school boys how to get the p*ssy then who am I to argue? Let him drop an instructional 16 for Bieber’s fan base.

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2. Canibus — He’s got full scrolls loaded with rap lyrics, so lending a few to Bieber would be noooo problem. And let’s not trip like he wasn’t the man on the “Gone Til November” remix.

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3. Rick Ross — Bieber likes to stick with people that have clean, law-abiding backgrounds. And whose background is more squeaky clean than former parole officer Rick Ross? Soccer moms would love to hear a former cop that raps.

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4. Immortal Technique — Bieber should broaden his horizons. When he wants to sing about the Gaza Strip, trade embargoes or Guantanamo Bay, he can look to Immortal Technique to help with a quick verse.

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5. Eminem — Ready for the Internet to break? This duo would do it. Just wait for that little Disney chick to dump Biebs. He and Marshall can go on a lyrical killing spree full of gore and hilarity.

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6. Tupac — If Miley Cyrus can do a song with Biggie then Biebs can get hologram Pac on a track. Maybe this will ignite a vicious battle where Justin and Miley send vile insults to each other. “F*ck yo click and the tweets you claim!”

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7. Chief Keef – This is a teenage match-up made in Heaven. Throw in Keef’s “bang” through Bieb’s ad-libs and you’ll unite Beverly Hills and Southside Chicago.

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8. Skee-Lo — Bieber is maybe 5’3″. It would be perfect for him to link up with rap’s short guy celebrator. “Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller” 2K12 would be huge.

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9. Ghostface — We got Rae on a track. Why not Ghostface? Just imagine what can happen with Bieber laying vocals while Ghostface raps about a “dynamic p*ssyhole.”

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