20 Things More Likely To Happen Than North Korea Nuking The U.S.

03.30.13 4 years ago 27 Comments

So you’ve probably heard by now that “Supreme Leader of North Korea” and Dennis Rodman’s road dog Kim Jong Un is popping sh*t again. Lil Kim has entered in a “state of war” with South Korea and continues to make (empty) threats against the United States.

Well, my fellow Americans and immigrants, there’s no need to start loading up on freeze dried food just yet because here are 20 things that are more likely to happen than North Korea nuking us to smithereens.

1. Las Vegas cops and the LAPD apprehending the killers of Tupac and Biggie. Or better yet, Puffy and Suge admitting their involvement.

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