“Ridin down the street in my very fly car/ I see her, she see me, Mountain Dew up on the side…“
Your daily dose of all ze ‘Tube has to offer. A treasure trove of the ridiculous. A bevy of beauties like the Scrayper Boyz.
Now, I can’t be positive, but I’m fairly certain there was a store in the mall circa 1993 called “Scrayper Boyz,” and it sold a wide array of cassette tapes, Chris Webber NCAA jerseys and Ferrari posters. Nonetheless, these Scrayper Boyz bring their videotape video and fly rides I clearly want to have sex with, so sayeth the song.
“They Wanna Fuck My Car” came out awhile ago, but I have it stuck in my head nine days out of 10 so I thought I’d share. My female friends don’t appreciate it when I rap it in their faces, but I’m confident that’s only because I don’t have a Code Red car. I was considering having my Civic Hybrid detailed Pepto-Bismol pink, but on account of Charles Hamilton probably already has that in the works methinks I should find a theme that would also make these hoes weak in the knees. After all, breezies love Hawaiian Punch. But nothing gets a woman going like a man with a job, so I think I’ll be flipping my Honda to look like a bank statement or a direct-deposit pay stub. And if I want to get men to do the deed to my vehicle, I think I’ll have it bedazzled as a bowl of cereal with “Free BJs” on the hood.
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