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"3.31 The Cooler"
1st words that came to mind. Sorry.
oh yeah, the second was WTF?!!!….but that’s THREE words, huh?
D-d-d-damn…. I’m kinda shook up, I guess.
Y’all are up early this morning…
I can’t stop looking. I just want to take my super-soaker and spray her across her chest. (pun intended)
The face came up first in my browser … then the rest came up. Wowwwww. MMMMMMMMilk … does a body good.
I know what I want for Christmas! NSFW
My blackberry thanks you for the nsfw pic. Those nipples are spectacular!
I like how you beasts always manage to find the NSFW versions lol. It’s much harder than you realize to find joints that ARE safe for work.
Those bad boys hang rather nicely.
@ Gotty: Think of the Cooler pics like music; your pics are the original versions and our NSFW pics are the remixes with the Parental Advisory stickers all over ‘em.
that was definately the way to start my morning at work. i don’t even care if somebody is looking at the screen too lol.
You want titties???
Have some more!!!!
Her name is Miosotis, she’s Dominican with a 38K bust!!! 38K!!! DDDDDDDDDDaaamn!!!
You want NO parts of those nips, homie. They might impale you.
@ OED: Hey, if I gotta die please let me die from titty-suffocation!!! If she smothered me to death with those things I’d be the only ninja in the morgue with a smile on his face.
Tits, you say, Flea?
I thought I heard medicine balls…
@ OED: LMAO!!! If they’re as heavy as medicine balls I’ll workout with ‘em all day. One set…two sets…three sets!!!
^Lol @ this guy
I meant Lol @ Elbows Pointy
boys……..you gotta have strong e-standards………………..only to hit anything with < three feet in real life.
@ OED: Speaking of medicine balls
@ OED: Medicine balls???
Good morning, Gentlemen. (And ladies, cause I know it’s one or two of you that stop past)
First, the “I’m so stuck up that I actually DON’T get laid, so when I do get some, I’m more than a beast in the bed” girl in today’s cooler. I’m smashing. AND, I’m also trying to see how far she’ll let me go. Pull her hair, slap her ass, hold her wrists down, slightly choke her, choke her ass for real-
Anyway, 500K, you, sir are WRONG for those water balloons you just posted. I bet she hasn’t ran since she was 11. She only passed P.E. because the teacher like the way she “gave it her all”, i.e. she did 5 jumping jacks and he damn near caught a case.
*sips coffee* I’m going back to my desk. See you guys at lunch.
I guess Curry does a body good
One look at this piece and I can tell she definitely lets you cut backdoor like the Princeton offense word to Pete Carril.
Apparently honey is from the czech republic…no curry in her stew.
I google imaged this broad, she’s ferocious yo. She don’t got titties…she got TITTIES. Where’s Baby Paw? We need an ode to those chesticles.
@ Rosado: LOL!!! Yes, an “ode to the titties” is definitely in order.
We’re like the monsters in “I Am Legend” we smell that blood and go nuts lol.
In my earlier google ventures, I discovered she also goes by the alias “Maria Swan.”
Gentlemen curious as to what those things look like free and uninhibited, not encumbered by clothing, can find some very NSFW pics and videos at the link below
czech republic you say??
I stand corrected, Not brushing your teeth does a body good. LOL!!!
Too much up top is a minus for me. Pretty much like having a flat chest or backside. Large breasts are nice to gawk at (especially if revealed or complimented with the right attire), but they definitely get in the way (and get old) when in “des actes de passion.”
Word to Aretha Franklin & Vanessa Del Rio!!!
… and she really isn’t that cute either.
I agree, too top heavy, but that doesn’t mean I can’t bust some randomness. A quick one, hungry, thirsty, tired, so lets see how my brain cells connect.
Sit back, and sip on a cuppa Sprite mixed with Tixy Lix,
Observing grown men at work gawping at titty flicks,
Their eyes popping out like nip slips,
Lusting about busting across those melons,
Three times, they wanna lock it down like felons,
Don’t care that their future children commiting suicide on the edge of her cleavage,
Wipe it down and they proceed on to the next page,
Because their mindstate locked in a cage,
Bring the next cooler chick on the stage,
So that they may bear witness,
On her thickness, rate her fitness,
On a scale of one to ten,
And then the cycle starts all over again,
At the break of day,
They don’t wanna pray.
They’d rather smoke a joint on the section and play,
With the latest selection on the cooler section,
Sipping on coffee.
Commenting on how her skin tone is like banana toffee,
And yeah two fillet-a-fish burgers for my wife please.
@ Paw: That was the illest ode ever!!! Two thumbs up!!! Paw’s odes are better than most ninjaz albums/mixtapes.
“Don’t care about their future children commiting suicide on the edge of her cleavage” – Classic!!!
@Brock: I might be the only female actually posting comments, but there may be a few that lurk.
I was going to make a joke about needing some milk in my coffee…but…yeah.
Also, ya’ll are not knowing about girls from the Czech Republic. They’re beautiful and have the most amazing bodies. It’s a little insane. I think they’re doing genetic testing over there or something. (See Angel Dark. Also if you’re interested in junk in the trunk, see Liliane Tiger.)
This girl looks like one of the girls who starts out doing nekkid solo photos, and then will only do solo video because she’s too stuck up.
@ ajwondagreek – her face isn’t saying much but I doubt that’s where most eyes are focused. Large boobies with a good body are always good in my book.
I have been searching for this thread for ages from your site. I was sure it was here, just needed to take a look around ;) Finally lucked upon it, it’ll prove! I’ll make sure to follow to your RSS feed from here on it.
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