I’ll never understand how this nymph manages to pull it off, but he does.
If he works/worked anywhere in the vicinity of an exotic beauty, I just naturally assume he poked’em.
His new target: Salma Hayek
On the new song “Valentina,” named after Hayek’s daughter, The Male/Female Signed One spits game…if you can call it “game” with this waif. I think he’s the male version of Badu & he puts spells on slores.
Depending on your interpretation, the words to ‘Valentina’ are either a tribute to Hayek’s beauty or, well, an overt declaration of his desire for her. The Purple One sings, “Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting.” He then goes on to tell the child how hot her mom is, talks about her curves and how everyone wants her.
She was beast-worthy in Desperado and the lesbian action in Frida was good money too. Having a baby seems to have enlarged her milk reservoirs. Two thumbs up.
Can’t say I blame him either. If they gave me a microphone, I’d probably sing song after song to whichever tramp I wanted to fornicate with too. I’d be the only R&B dude releasing songs daily, like these rappers. “Oh, Suzy, your breasts are two doozies…”
In fact, fack it! I hope The Purple Pimp bags her and leaks a sex tape.