Back in March, some cops down in Florida went in for a drug bust and got deterred for over nine hours plying Nintendo Wii. Unwittingly, they didn’t know the target had security cameras installed in the house. Apparently no one had seen an episode of The Wire. Before I pushed play though, I knew these fools were playing Wii Bowling.
How’d I know? Because that game is addictive & an extreme consumer of time if you’re not careful.
But to play for nine hours straight is crazy. Forget about how many rules they broke or if they had the bowling balls to try and collect overtime as a result. I only want to know two things:
1. What their player rankings were. If they couldn’t maintain a pro rank over the course of nine hours, police work isn’t the only slacking they excel in.
2. If anyone bowled a perfect game.