I don’t know what’s more strange, the fact that TMZ is reporting one-time presidential candidate and all-time moron Mitt Romney was “attacked” by a “major rap star,” or that the “major rap star” in question is one of Sideshow Bob’s cousins from LMFAO.
The mystery man who was tossed off an airplane for allegedly attacking Mitt Romney has finally been revealed — it was one of the guys from LMFAO … and he claims Romney is the one who got physical first!
It all went down shortly after the two parties boarded a flight from Vancouver to Los Angeles on Monday.
According to a video confessional from LMFAO’s Sky Blu, it all started when he leaned his seat back while the plane was still on the tarmac … and Romney, who was sitting behind him, started yelling at him to put his seat back up.
Sounds like an old-fashioned airplane stand-off between two dudes with some clout who couldn’t iron out a small mishap because they’re complete opposites of each other.
One wears temple garments underneath his suits, while the other probably doesn’t even rock underwear. One enjoys missionaries, while the other guy prefers anything but. One is completely abstinent, while the other makes a living by providing public guidance on how to get shit faced. Come to think of it, the only thing these two do have in common is the planet they live on…which is only true before 4AM for the LMFAO guys.
Oh, and that multiple women thing, too.