I’m not all that religious but I have a full sixteen years of church-going under my belt, which is the required amount if you grow up in The Bible Belt. If I remember the story of Easter well enough, I imagine that when Jesus rose to shock the hell out of the people of Galilee he would have a few newly-healed lepers to walk behind him carrying a boombox and playing his theme music. Rod & staff (they comfort him) in tow, imagine the imposing figure he would pose to non-believers as Cee-Lo’s belting chorus and Kanye’s blaring beat rumbled in the background.
Too bad Lucifer had to be on this track. But, admittedly, I even I have to admit that he holds it down with his couplets.
“The world at my sneakers, Gold pieces molded with Jesus features…”