1. Maliah’s video > the original. However, I’m still internally debating if this one is better than her first offering. Video two may get the nudge since she’s wearing Frederick’s fishnet and a pearl necklace to enhance the appeal, but we should continue evaluating both before making snap judgments.
2. As David told me via email, it’s like 2 bald Samoans headbutting each other.
3. The gyrations performed around the :20 mark may or may not be illegal in Utah. I’m checking.
4. The only way this could be better is if the clip were in HD. Or if we were allowed to be there for the taping.