Serena Williams Went To The Beach And Jesus Was Pleased

By 04.18.11

*Walks up to Def Comedy Jam stage*

Here’s the difference between White people and Black people: All day I’ve seen stories about Serena’s bikini pics with White people talking about how massive and, sometimes overweight, they think Serena is. Meanwhile, every time I’ve heard a Black person talk about Serena, I’ve heard them talk about how damn sexy she looks. Post-racial America my ass.

And White people can’t dance.

Thank you for your time, you’ve been a great crowd!

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