Two years ago I attended a Wizards/Cavs game while in grad school at Georgetown. The rumor of Shaq shacking up with Gilbert Arenas’ woman was the elephant in the room, so I’m assuming Agent Zero has been enjoying the fruits of the single life since then. He’s a professional basketball player which means women throwing themselves at him is probably something he’s become accustomed for quite some time now. The random scoop and score missions with groupies from Disneyworld to Disneyland probably get old after awhile causing for the need to switch things up. Understandable, right? I know have the same problem all the time. With this logic in mind, what did the gun-loving, eccentric Orlando Magician do?
He went on a blind date, that’s what.
To make the situation even better, the date sucked. Not that I wish any ill-will in the relationship department for Gil, but train wrecks always make for funnier stories than fairy tales. And you know what makes this situation more hilarious? He tweeted the entire thing. Follow the rambuncious commentary below from his @agentzeroshow account:
Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA
And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA
Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!!
She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt…”ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place”imma call PETA to come get you
Look at this hot mess…she all most caught me takin the pic.. http://lockerz.com/s/108945230
This dragon can eat….I’m glad were at a all u can eat… She went to the rest rm..I think I’m busted you guys. Her friend texted her.
I don’t think imma get the goods tonight…I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat…
If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a “rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal”from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date
She called me a jack ass.. I said “she looks so cute with her little ugly self” who’s NEXT
Its okay fellas she still wants action…ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION
Sorry fellas she don’t give it up on the first date….all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date…
Oh well gdnt then
Let this marinate for a moment. Next season, Gil’s scheduled to make $19.3M with a player option for $20.8M in 2012-2013. Maybe the young lady has morals and is not impressed with his earning potential and never speaks to Zero again. That’d be commendable. But trust and believe there are plenty more women out there willing to get in the triple threat position at the drop of dime. They’d probably let Gilbert Twitpic the entire thing, too.