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By / 08.10.11

Because this couple once took a forbidden apple from a tree, human beings have spent the better part of the last few million years incurring the wrath of God. The latest example? Tyler Perry and Lionsgate are in talks to give him his own network that would be a holier, coonier version of the Oprah network. The content would mostly consist of reruns from Perry’s shows and replays of his movies. Hopefully, this is like Hamsterdam in season 3 of The Wire where they quarantine all of the Perry movies onto one network then send them to jail at the end. And by “send them to jail” I mean “shoot all of the actors in the face with a nail gun.”



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