Metta World Peace – the forward formerly known as Ron Artest – entered ABC’s Dancing With The Stars competition and quickly left after getting dismissed by judges. Metta Ron Ron was the first celebrity ejected after he and his dance partner were awarded the lowest score, 14 out of a possible 30, on Monday’s premiere. The system’s obviously flawed because while Metta can’t dance he should’ve gained style points for the gold hair, the vest (with no shirt!) and sateen tuxedo trousers. Sartorial attempts should gain a guy a few points in the scoring column.
I only saw a few minutes of the sh*t but expect Nancy Grace and her boobs to hang around for a while in this season’s competition.
Previously: Ron Artest Is Now Metta World Peace