In a bit of news that will excite anybody that’s ever picked up a video game controller, Rockstar Games has officially announced the latest sequel to their flagship series, Grand Theft Auto. Accordingly titled Grand Theft Auto 5, not a word about city, plot or really anything else has been uttered, other than news that a trailer will make rounds November 2nd.
I’ve been waiting for one of their games to be featured in the Midwest for years now. What, you wouldn’t play a Grand Theft Auto game set in Cleveland? Imagine whipping down the grey, rusted streets of Detroit in a freshly-stolen Benz. What a day that would be. I’ll keep holding my breath, though. A rust-belt GTA would be too real for you guys.