The ubiquity of TMZ is so ridiculously high, one could speculate that they’re some axis power who conspires to start trouble just so they can present it to us. Regardless, our entertainment is better for it. They recently got wind of a bar fight in Vancouver that involved Transformers star, Shia LaBeouf. Not really uncommon seeing that he’s been known to mix alcohol with deductive reasoning for bad decision making in the past but again, our entertainment is better for it.
Without the ability to call upon his CGI buddy Optimus Prime for assistance, Shia proceeded to get down and lay down to become one with the pavement and his attacker’s fists after an earlier skirmish took place in the Cinema Public House. Hopefully the swelling in his cheekbones goes down rather fast as the main reason for his Canada trip is the filming of his new movie, The Company You Keep.