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The Audacity Of Grope: 10 Rap Songs (Probably) On Herman Cain’s iPod Playlist

By 11.09.11

Face it, Obama pussyfooted on health care and the debt ceiling. But you can bet your sweet ass Herman Cain wouldn’t back down in the face of an unreasonable House. I mean, the guy had the cojones to (ALLEGEDLY) grab a white woman’s head and pull it to his bulge while saying, “you want a job, don’t you?” Did we mention that he did this to a white woman?

While Cain’s political career is about to go down faster than…nevermind…we can still take some time to honor his contribution to the world by offering up our very own, 10-song Herman Cain playlist of well-known rap tunes he probably listened to in order to give him the courage to grope. Because every mack needs motivational music to help keep his pimp-hand strong, yunno.

Oh yeah, the “artwork” was created by and swiped from our extended fam, Maurice Garland. Thank/blame him for such beauty.


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