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Jimmy Kimmel’s Guide To Giving Kids Crappy Christmas Gifts

By 12.18.11

Jimmy Kimmel ruins children’s lives. After encouraging parents to send in videos pretending that they ate their kids’ Halloween candy, the late night host invented a new gag to traumatize American youngsters: film kids’ reactions to receiving shitty Christmas gifts. Watch as YouTube-ready parents destroy children’s holiday seasons with half-eaten sandwiches, Hello Kitty attire and rotten bananas, all while Kimmel breaks out into a shit-eating grin. It makes you appreciate those God-forsaken socks your grandmother knitted you when you were 12 since, well, you weren’t being filmed for America’s delight.

Let the clip’s most distraught youngster summarize the betrayal: “Jimmy Kimmel can suck my balls.”

Well played, kid.

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