Jimmy Kimmel ruins children’s lives. After encouraging parents to send in videos pretending that they ate their kids’ Halloween candy, the late night host invented a new gag to traumatize American youngsters: film kids’ reactions to receiving shitty Christmas gifts. Watch as YouTube-ready parents destroy children’s holiday seasons with half-eaten sandwiches, Hello Kitty attire and rotten bananas, all while Kimmel breaks out into a shit-eating grin. It makes you appreciate those God-forsaken socks your grandmother knitted you when you were 12 since, well, you weren’t being filmed for America’s delight.
Let the clip’s most distraught youngster summarize the betrayal: “Jimmy Kimmel can suck my balls.”
Well played, kid.