If Hugh Hefner paid anything close to a million for Lindsay Lohan to pose in the buff for Playboy, I hope he obtained a receipt or gets to write it off on his taxes. The word all along was the spread would be a tasteful and Marilyn Monroe-inspired, which arguably could be viewed as a safety net in case the issue flopped. But uhm…yeah, the shots are indeed classy enough but lackluster to say the least. I’m not sure if it’s due to the over-stylized feel of the shoot or because LiLo’s charm has officially gone away after countless trips to jail, rehab and, most recently, the morgue. Or maybe it’s like David said yesterday and we simply expect too much when it comes to T&A. One thing’s for sure, LiLo won’t make it into the top 10 for 2011 celeb skin flicks.
The issue hits newsstands next week but, you can view photos for yourself after the break. Obviously, female parts are visible but I consider Playboy spreads to be fine art so invite your boss and co-workers over to the desk while you view the shots.
Suddenly, I’m in the want for powdered donuts and a tall glass of milk.
Update: Alright folks, we have to wrap this one up. We were very nicely asked to take down the pics and we obliged. Consider today’s viewing a sneak peak and, for the full show, buy a copy of the mag when it hits store shelves next week.