For anyone who doesn’t know how arena seating in professional wrestling works, typically when the stadiums are bare, they black out the top rows and bring everyone down to the lower bowl. Well, aside from just becoming junior varsity, apparently my Pistons are also turning into 1996-era WWF, because two regular ol’ dudes were just max relaxin’ between Vince Carter and LeBron’s step-dad on the Mavs bench during last night’s game. According to Huffington Post, these two scruffy gents actually had special, VIP seats, which apparently make watching the home team getting blown out worse than Briana Banks worthwhile. If that’s even possible.
Anyways, it’s a good thing they don’t have these VIP seats in MIA, because as soon as the rappers found out about them, it’d be over with.