“What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.”
This and more. Until she became mainstream famous (read C-level VH1), I used to cut for Somaya.
What happened to this broad? She used to be cute…like 2 years ago. It’s like she hit the wall face first.
Her & Gloria Velez are about the closest thing to a blemish on Joe Budden’s resume and some cats would still wife em on sight.
Fuck rapping, Mouse needs to write a book on how to prey on beautiful but extremely insecure video vixen types.
But…but they’re beautiful.
Sex appeal?? HONEYS! I don’t care about that at all. I’m not here to sell sex
Fuck outta here. “We don’t believe you, you need more people…”
In saying that…her breasts are immaculate
My fans love me for ME.
You keep thinking that sweetie.
17 pics! That’s 34 titties!
On slide 14, she’s holding a pic of herself; that’s an extra set!!!!
So she’s saying that she’s made enough money or is she trying to go legit like Stringer? Either way, it doesn’t look good for her career prospects going forward.
4som reason tht dave chappelle skit comes 2 mind…
“great new york boobs” lololol
She better show them juggernauts off before the reduction! Otherwise whats the point of tellin’ us?!
MILK MACHINES!!!!! Hahahahaha
Her tits aren’t even that big.
that’s what i was thinkin’, they aren’t esther baxter large…
Damn she looks like 8 different girls
So instead of a reduction, i think she means getting smaller implants. Cuz her tits fake. Goigle them boobs n you’ll see.
“My fans love me for ME. For who I am, for being able to share my personal life, the ups the downs, the times i’m scared, when i’m happy etc”
She’s joking, right? I’m sure all those myspace page views were to listen to her horrible music too, right? And all the construction workers compliment her on her sense of humor and her caring attitude as she walks by in stretchy pants (word to Flint Flossy).
This makes me remember a conversation my homeboy had with my homegirl who got a breast reduction.
Him: “Why would you get a breast reduction? That’s like slapping God in the face!”
Her: “Because! They’re a lot to deal with, and my back hurts so much!”
Him: “Well can’t you get a BACK reduction?”
pours out baby oil for the titty meat that ain’t here
Somaya Is Baad… Her Shape Aint Gon Be The Same Widdout Them Breastestestestes
This Obese Lady should go on a serious diet because I think she is about to blow up.I don’t know who this Lady is; but to me she looks like a transgender man who want’s to be a real woman. He should try liposuction to lose all
that weight on his body.
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