Ringer Of The Year: RT-FaQ (pronounced “Artifact”)
Trackstar swore The Force squad would be better after last year’s poor outing. Now, I’ve known most of The Force guys for a while, yet I’d neither heard nor seen hair or hide of RT-Faq until last Saturday. Track had to have scooped him up from a community college bball team in St. Louis somewhere because this guy had crazy springs. We’re not talking run-of-the-mill dunks. Buddy was windmilling, double-pumping like ‘Nique and even more. RT-Faq, skip college and go straight to league, bro.