10 Events That Should Be Added To The 2012 Summer Olympics

By: 04.19.12  •  16 Comments

9. Synchronized “Dancing”

This is the one sport we’d like to add that’s almost a guaranteed win for Team USA. Not only do we have our suggested participants, the Twerk Team, practicing regularly on Thursdays, but our high & mighty basketball team would surely come out to support this squad of ass-clapping saints. However, if the Twerk Team did get involved, the 100,000 Olympic condoms the committee stocked a few years back in Vancouver would definitely have to be doubled.

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