Drake's made quite a few tampon-y ballads for the various women he's played Easy Bake Oven with over the course of his career. One of the earliest was Bria Myles. While "Bria's Interlude" was quite the beautiful composition, we're amazed at the restraint Drake utilized by not just making the song him screaming out "SWEET JEEBUS DAT ASS!" for four minutes.
If we had to kiss that rump goodbye we'd be making depressing albums too. We can't imagine it not going downhill after Bria.