It was a pleasant spring afternoon, when three elderly woman sitting in front of pictures of their beloved grandchildren decided to cap off a quaint ladies-only lunch with an intimate viewing of Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s infamous sex tape. What ensued was possibly the most gut-busting commentary ever uttered by any group of females watching video footage of anything. While there are probably enough quotables from these three uninhibited national treasures to keep just about any office keeled-over until 2013, we’ll leave you with you just one:
“The end is purple.”
See ya later, folks. We’re gonna’ call it a day.