1. William Shakespeare: Mermaid Crooner
"10 Other Historical Figures Who Deserve A Movie After Abe Lincoln"
How high were you when you came up with all of this?
Albert Einstein: Donkey Puncher
Look get Michael Jai White, give him a white wig and get Brian Bird to direct it…and I’d watch the SHIT out of Frederick Douglas the Dinosaur Hunter
Yo, real talk, I’d see that Babe Ruth Gremlin keeper joint..That shit might be serious. And of, course, Cleopatra: Lion Wrangler for obvious reasons..:)
Not historical enough, what we need is Hallie Selassie: Dragon Slayer
the MLK pic tickles the hell out of me lmao
Malcolm Sex: By Any Means Necessary
Feels like this should be on FilmDrunk, that said, I would also watch the shyt outta the Fredrick Douglas one
George W. Bush: Corgi Conqueror
Yeah this def belongs on FilmDrunk
And RiRi could be in that Cleoparta one, both their vags caused wars lol.
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