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This Petition For Women To Go Topless Everywhere Needs Your John Hancock

By 08.22.12

It’s been brought to our attention there is currently an open petition to the US Government entitled “Enforce women’s equal right to go topless in public wherever men have this privilege.” As you could have guessed, we highly encourage you to cast your vote. However, while we’re definitely nondiscriminatory members of society and supporters everything equality, the fact of the matter is boobs are Gods gift to guy’s eyes and passing this petition would mean more exposed chesticles for everyone. And, you know what? We aren’t afraid to give away a little personal information to see more of them and you shouldn’t be, either.

If you’re equally immersed in eye-candy, do your part and sign for boobs right now. As of today, the petition needs about 24,400 more signatures by September 13 to pass. If we work together, public breasts don’t have to be regulated to dark, raunchy clubs and music festivals anymore!


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