Here’s what we know: Michael Bay is going to butcher the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle legacy with his filmed abortion of our childhoods that he’s parading around as a remake. We hate him for it and if I could I’d put a pox on his offspring if I could.
A more non-violent way to protest would be to just buy the 23-disc box set featuring 193 episodes and 73 hours of content. While the pure nostalgia of the episodes themselves is worth the price of admission alone, the packaging sends it over the top. The discs come in a replica of the Turtle van from the cartoon. If you have kids in the house and want to remind them of when cartoons were cartoons, this is what you want.
Box set drops November 13th for $99.99 but you can pre-order at Amazon for $69.99.