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R. Kelly – “Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 23)” Video

By 10.18.12

The patron saint of creeps, R. Kelly, has returned with another installment of the song that doesn’t end, “Trapped In The Closet.” Truthfully, I don’t know where the story left off, as when I last viewed the epic saga a little person popped out of a cupboard of some kind and I was unable to go on.

Personal feelings aside, the public has spoken and they want more. More metaphorically closeted pastors! More nosy neighbors! More infidelity! The 23rd chapter finds our clinically insane narrator updating us on what the characters are up to today. This, and the next twenty entries will be available on the IFC Network. If nothing else, the Trapped In The Closet series proves Aziz Ansari’s prophetic punch line: R. Kelly is a crazy person.


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