It’s Greg. I’ve got something I need to tell you.
You can come closer.
Closer. I won’t bite.
Listen–I just want you to know how much I love you. I add nothing to our relationship but pictures of food, egotistical selfies, and some crudely written posts on the best web site in the history of the world (fact). And what do you give me in return? Boobies of all shapes and sizes, the name of the actor who played Dresser in The Five Heartbeats and the Stacey Dash’s corny boyfriend in Mo’ Money (Harry Lennix!) and videos like the one featured in this post.
What have I done to deserve something as good as you?
Thank you…for everything.